What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:32
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Then came..
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
What is something you have to share?
Still no good
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Everyone loved it.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is your craziest college sex story?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?